America's Summary to Grandma

Apart from this annoying Paralympics, Obama's 'HOPE' oratory and stupid Harry's Lag Vegas trip, few things are going exciting in my world now. I have hope of myself and I am going home. It has  been a good run. It gave me good fight and I survived. USA gave me psychological, cultural, religious, philosophical struggles of life. One thing I can confirm to those in Nepal and all other third world countries: there are no 'MONEY GROWING TREES"  in USA, no not one, not at all. It is very depressing country. It has lost its color and it is like women in nice bikini;. just showy, of promises of opportunities, blings, lights, very surface coated, mediocre; inside there is nothing exciting. It is home of depression, crime and broken hopes. My grandma will ask me to summarize US and of my 7-8 years of stay.

Here it goes Granny:

Culture is awkward. People like Bush became President for 8 years. The highest of stupid and incapable fool. Black people think white men owe them something so they dress typical, speak their own Ebonics or something, like to stay on food stamps and other assistance forever and ever and now and then, rob convenience store and kill a Nepali guy working in there. White guys think they are really superior, God's chosen race and although in books blacks are freed, in whites people heart Black are still stupid niggers, who are fools, no good monkeys, just fit to be lynched once in a while.

Now in few years, white people will be wiped out because of their birth rate and Indian people will cover this land. Not the fake Indians, the real mustachioed Indians from Hindustan. They are everywhere. Was it Asoka who went to Nepal and said," There are more temples in Nepal than houses and more Gods than people"? I have a new statement "In US, there are more Indians than whites, and  they reproduce like rabbits and there will be better mustaches than America's idol Wild Bill."

Talking about tradition and history. Nepalese like to be proud be the nation of Mt Everest, Prithivi Narayan who united the nation, Gautam, the Buddha who taught about peace, and of Gurkhas who showed world about their courage and bravery. Americans have no good history. Yet they are one proud country. A country ruled by slave owner, who wanted freedom from British and colonies, yet want to keep some 'niggas' in the house. They killed fierce kind of Indians and brought funny ones. They idolize, not just  idolize, they worship people like Wild Bill and Jesse James, Wyatt Brother. They preserve their statues, and grave and like temple and churches announce that it is their heritage which should be turned into tourist sites like OK CORAL. And they have, trust me. To clarify grandma, the people I mentioned were ugly cowboys who raped, murdered, stole horses, robbed banks,  and later became town sheriff or marshal etc.

Education: system is good. But except few smart people up there somewhere, they are dumb as donkeys. That's why Indians are running America's IT and Chinese are making their robots, all Philippines are Nursing the country, and Jews owns all of America. Students will grow old and die but their student loans will never be paid. Peoples' average education is high school diploma.

Health Care: You get sick one time, the cost afterwards will give a heart attack. All the wealth in you and your relatives can't even pay a quarter of that bill. It is ridiculous. It is just pathetically sorry.

Religion and Churches: As expected, it has not been the house of God, it is house of all the perverts, extremists, fundamentalists, brainwashed, rapers'. White churches rape and sodomize kids. Black churches rape and sodomize neighbor's wife. Usually the pastor, leader, headman are the ones doing it. They sometimes can marry 20 and keep them as wife sisters. They smile fake and when you question them, their humility goes astray. Yet they go to all the nations to convert. Converting comes with sodomizing and raping the foreigners. How wonderful?

Security, Police : Many of them still think they are decendents of Wild Bill. Place for racism to act. White cops will beat the life out of black if opportunity prevails. Crime is everywhere. There are overcrowded prisons. And you know what the prisoners have something called 'Conjugal Visit' which I will not explain to you because of shame. Sometimes, I see at my works some girls are so desperate to offer themselves as conjugal mate, they look on internet to see the prison criminal database. That brings me to SEX and culture.

Sex and Culture: Sex is easy like buying candy at store. No sexual morality at all. If they want it, they will have it, in whichever way they like. People get pregnant at 10. Country is full of insets, sexual perversion. There are more sexual perverts and child molesters than anywhere in the world. Marriage for them is like a doll play. They marry when they like and they divorce when they like. 80% who marry divorce and 85% of them who remarry get divorce again. The step sons and step daughters sometimes do not know how many steps their parents are into by now. They even have something called "sex industry", I don't want to explain that to you.

I have more topics to go on but I don't want to sound like the jackal of  'jackal and grape story.' The most interesting and amusing thing in midst of all this, contrary to what you would think, America still attracts me. It offers something that no one anywhere offers. That's the secret. It offers freedom and hope which are like, I said earlier Women's bikini, and a curtain of uncertainty, suspense, a holy secret but when it opens there is not much to be grin about.